Get high Portland, that will solve all your problems.
If I lived in Portland I’d be more than happy to be taken away by the Magical Mushroom Tour. Reality truly bites there. What can any individual do? Especially an 85-year-old woman like me?
Big IF about living there. I often drove through Oregon on way from CA to ID to see my daughter, and hated the entire state. Even 40 years ago, something felt wrong and dangerous.