[HonkyTonkMan]

Noah’s wife, Joan of Arc

[Jess Kitting]

Noah’s wife, Joan of Arc

Noah's wife was Joan of Arc?

[HandyDandy]

“Whatever thing men call great, look for it in Joan of Arc, and there you will find it. It took six thousand years to produce her; her like will not be seen in the earth again in fifty thousand. She is easily and by far the most extraordinary person the human race has ever produced.”

Mark Twain

[Verginius Rufus]

Mary Tudor, for inventing the Bloody Mary.

Tomato juice has Vitamin C in it, so it's good for you.

[wally_bert]

How about his kid Joan Van Ark?