Effa crisco use pork lard
LOL, I am surprised my wife even lets me make the ones I do.
She would likely say “Pork lard? Go right ahead. I’ll just delay the call to the EMT long enough to make sure you don’t recover.”
Heh, of COURSE she wouldn’t say that, but...her being an RN, and very knowledgable about all manner of plants including ones that can kill you, occasionally calmly tells me that “she will make me a nice cup of herbal tea”...:)