[stickandrudder]

The older you get, the more you should read the Bible. You know, cramming for the final.

[sima_yi]

The older you get, the more you should read the Bible. You know, cramming for the final.

Or looking for loopholes.

[bIlluminati]

W. C. Fields quote:
As the end approached, on that Christmas Day in 1946, an old writer-friend named Gene Fowler entered the hospital room and there was Fields, a self-admitted agnostic, thumbing through a Bible.

“What are you doing, Bill?” asked the incredulous Fowler.
“I’m looking for loopholes,” Fields whispered.