From The Arkansas Gazette
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KXGHO JXFWF APH'V SQEWC AEVK RFSGHV PHI FHIV, PHI VPC AC SQEWC JPV G XPI VDZX LWGFHIV - JGQQGPA RDKQFW CFPKV
Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
THINK WHERE MAN'S GLORY MOST BEGINS AND ENDS, AND SAY MY GLORY WAS I HAD SUCH FRIENDS - WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS
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A QSJZB is a wish that your heart makes, when you're fast asleep.
Turning in his grave, no doubt.