[Timber Rattler]

This is Europe’s problem, not the United States’ problem.

Except that Comrade Putin wants Alaska back too. Are you willing to hand it, and all its oil and natural resources, back over to Russia?

Kremlin official suggests Russia could one day try to reclaim Alaska from the US

"Alaska Is Ours" Sign Appears In Russian City

[EEGator]

“Except that Comrade Putin wants Alaska back too. Are you willing to hand it, and all its oil and natural resources, back over to Russia?”

I want to have sex with Margot Robbie.

Both have the equally likely chance of happening.

P.S. Alaska is American, the Ukraine is not.