[chajin]

Noah is famous for saving humanity from complete destruction, and also for the invention of ark welding.

[nickcarraway]

And also, apparently, creating the pride rainbow.

[pelican001]

“Noah is famous for saving humanity from complete destruction, and also for the invention of ark welding.”

Noah was also the inspiration for McDonald’s Golden Arcs.

[ealgeone]

Actually it was God who spared humanity for destruction by using Noah. Building the ark wasn’t Noah’s idea....it was from God.

[fidelis]

Noah is famous for saving humanity from complete destruction, and also for the invention of ark welding.

It's also a little known fact that Noah's wife was named Joan. Joan of Ark.

[oldasrocks]

You realize that if everyone drowned in the flood we are all inbreeds from his family.

[redshawk]

Here’s a question for ya....
If Noah and his family were of one race of people.
How in the heck do we have so many different races today?

[Migraine]

When I was little my mom and grandma would tell me the stories of Noah and of Jonah — both quite amazing to me. But I couldn’t help being confused when I was also told about the French maid who saved France from England back in the day.

I knew people had first and last names, so I thought Noah’s last name was “Zark” and Jonah’s las name was “Vark”. True story, FWIW.