Or, more likely, a nice happy normal well-married man (in a real, not fake marriage) celebrating his 25th wedding Anniversary with his stunningly beautiful and fun wife.
You, on the other hand should head to your local gay bar or bath house and pout.
I'm surprised you didn't call me a "breeder".
And I bet you’re a “happy wife, happy life” kind of simp.
Ever wonder why it’s not “happy spouse, happy house” instead?