So, if he wasn’t in the vehicle, then is he still a motorist or merely the ‘alleged’ motorist?
A man went to the shop the other day. He was only in there for about five minutes and when he came out, there was a traffic officer writing a parking ticket for over-running the meter.
So the man went up to him and said: “Come on, how about giving a man a break?”
The officer ignored him and continued writing the ticket. So the man called him a pencil-pushing idiot. The officer glared at the man and started writing another ticket for also having parked partially on the pavement!
So the man called him a pig. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes and the more the man abused him, the more tickets he wrote. But the man didn’t care, his car was parked around the corner.