[Lazamataz]

Man, I would rip you up in court.

Money is indeed fungible and it does indeed apply — strongly — in RICO cases.

Now I regret that I never pursued law. All I did was take four or five pre-law courses. If I had gone all the way with that line of study, I would have loved to bust people like you down to tears in court.

[Bikkuri]

"If I had gone all the way with that line of study, I would have loved to bust people like you down to tears in court."

Not sure you would have had a chance... I am getting the impression that the troll isn't even in the U.S.
At least isn't an American Born citizen.