Dolly Parton is taller lying on her back than standing up.
Q: Do you know what size of shoe Dolly Parton wears?
A: Neither does she.
Why is Dolly’s waist so small? Nothing grows good in the shade.
Dolly Parton with a chest cold just lasts and lasts....
Dolly Parton : “I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.”
“It takes a lot of time and money to look this cheap.”
“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I’m not dumb ... and I also know that I’m not blonde.”
“I am a self-made woman, and I have the doctor bills to prove it.”
“A peacock that rests on its feathers is just another turkey.”
“People say how you stay looking so young?” said Parton. “I say, well, good lighting, good doctors, and good makeup.”
“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!”