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To: BenLurkin
Now, now, there could be any number of legit safety reasons these gals weren't allowed inside:

1. The bearing load of the floor.

2. The narrow widths of the exits.

3. Undue strain on the bar stools.

4. Limited amounts of peanuts and chips.

5. Disabling injuries to male patrons as a result of doing "the Bump".

The list could go on and on.

Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) ยท Joe Tex

16 posted on 11/11/2022 8:55:30 AM PST by fidelis (๐Ÿ‘ˆ Under no obligation to respond to rude, ignorant, abusive, bellicose, and obnoxious posts.)
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To: fidelis

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46 posted on 11/11/2022 9:42:23 AM PST by sauropod (Fascists also buy Comcast cable packages" - Olby - Wanna buy mine?)
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To: fidelis
The "locales" should simply hook a "WIDE LOAD" sign to their butts as they enter.

Would be nice if there were also one of those warning beepers for when they back up.

Regards,

61 posted on 11/11/2022 11:14:52 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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