“Pretty mundane for Florida Man”
Florida Man who yells at clouds.
Old Florida man.
Full of fluids man... which is what I first thought when I read the article - the dude had to “go” really bad, could have been a poop too, who knows. SanFran is easy if you have to crap. Florida? Not so much.
Mattel's “Florida Man comes complete with his own pack of Malboro Cigarettes and restraining order. Press the button and he talks! "Bitch, I told you that kid ain't mine!''. Florida Man and Florida Man accessories sold separately. Batteries not included.