[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

He should be locked up for life for that, or until he's too old to be capable of harming anybody.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Lock him up.

[CFW]

Shouldn’t the title read “Florida man....”?

The word “Florida” should always be noted in the headline on incidents such as this for the story to be saved for future generations to read.

“Florida man” is greatly offended, I’m sure!

[KC_Conspirator]

Dont be a sperg. Remember, shes not yours, it was just your turn.

[No name given]

Undocumented would be my assumption.

[robowombat]

No novelist could get away with a character named Ingrid Alas, well Saki maybe.

[robowombat]

It is my understanding that Apopka is sort of bad news territory. Is that so?

[lurk]

A man in our town did the same thing because he was mad at his family.

In this case he used an airplane.

[Disambiguator]

He was just Exploring the house.

[nascarnation]

I wonder if they had collision insurance on the washer and dryer?

[Hammerhead]

You blew it McFly.

The rules of Free Republic clearly state that whenever there’s a story out of Florida you always title lead with, ‘Florida man...’ or ‘Florida woman..’

Shape up.

I’m gonna keep my eye on you.