You lying little panty waisted Froo Froo man!
Whatsa matter?
You run out of little old grandmas to trample over with a horse?
You, are a hypocrite extraordinaire!
embrasse mes fesses!
*breathing a sigh of relief”
Adventures with Teega:
A little while ago, Teega came roaring through the house like the Tasmanian Devil!
What the heck???
I couldn’t figure out what on earth was wrong with him!
When hubby finally got hold of the spinning, spitting freaking out cat, I discovered that he had wound himself up in a full length of Fly Tape!
He was just wrapped all up in it, including a place where no normal male, human OR animal wants to see a woman with a pair if scissors coming at him!
It was like trying to cut tape off a running chainsaw!
His eyes were bogging out of his head just like Gollum from Lord of the Rings!
I had to snip it off in stages, ducking to avoid him swiping at me with a fistful of knives! (Claws)
meanwhile hubby had to shift the cat around in order not to get his nose bitten off!
15 minutes later, it was over.
Teega walked gingerly away, very aloof and angry!
So were we!
It took awhile to pick up everything he had knocked off the bathroom counter, and to pick up my cane and all that hairy tape too!
Ah, the joys of pet ownership!
P.S. Teega has STILL not come out from his hidey hole behind the recliner!
“You lying little panty waisted Froo Froo man!”
Excellent come back! All I can say is ditto