They don’t have to worry about me showing up at a gay bar dressed as Dahmer.
Too expensive - they get an arm and a leg for them.
Unfortunately, I shaved it off about six weeks ago, while I was interviewing for a job. My wife is doubly pleased, lol, she didn't like it in the first place, and I'm bringing home more cash to make her retirement more "fulfilling."
Next year's a different story, we'll try it again.