Yet another reason why we should shift focus to midgets.
Midgets can pull rickshaws. Wouldn't that be fun?
For long distances, you could have way-stations where you
get fresh midgets just like Pony Express. Except with midgets.
Midgets are green energy if you feed 'em carrots and spinach.
They LOVE that stuff.
“For long distances, you could have way-stations where you
get fresh midgets just like Pony Express. Except with midgets.”
I can see them waiting at the way station in their harness, tiny little feet pawing the earth ready to go.