This one's from India, and crap in her yard is what you call "karma."
INDIA???? Our guide in India told us that the ONLY thing that Brides (and Other people) want as a gift is a TOILET!!! In MUMBAI, it’s ONE TOILET for an APARTMENT BUILDING!! and HOT water is by the hour and your hour may be 3:00 AM!
My neighbors regularly deposit dog feces on my lawn, but as obnoxious as they are I never thought it was worth calling the police. A person of my acquaintance had the same problem and discreetly determined the house of the fecal depositor. He then obtained used motor oil from a diesel truck and late one night applied it liberally to the dog walker’s driveway and lawn. The fecal offender probably didn’t have a clue as to why he/she was the recipient of the gift of oil. I mentioned it to him, and he agreed, but it made him feel better he said.