You should have sued if you tried to look at several ads and got whiplash. Put on a cervical collar and go for the lottery.
Michigan has neverending ads to sue if you were in any vehicle accident (or at Camp Lejeune or anywhere the water was unsafe.)
Oh God the Camp Lejeune ads are never ending around here, constant constant TV ads, radio ads, newspaper ads, billboards, ads on buses, subways. It’s out of control, they are like rabid dogs going after a steak