Well he can plug a bullet wound and soak up his cars oil leak.
You really want him driving a car?
“Well he can plug a bullet wound”
Can’t remember if that was a battlefield hack or if that was an EMT hack, but I remember being shown that hack in high school by an EMT who came to visit and give us a demonstration on what EMTs do for a living and one point part the demonstration was to give us a little “tour” of his EMT gear. It was very informative, and we were all in one suitably impressed at the fact that a tampon could be used effectively and sanitarily plug a bullet hole.