Why do all those invaders wait till they get to Florida to start doing crazy things???
...just askin’.
I dunno but for anybody considering visiting or God forbid moving here, I’d highly recommend against it.
Besides the man eating sharks and alligators there are water moccasins, rattle snakes, coral snakes, mosquitoes, roaches that are commonly referred to as “palmetto bugs” that can get as big as at least the size of your thumb, black bears, coyotes, wild hogs, 20 foot boa constrictors, pythons, fire ants, sinkholes that can open under your bedroom and swallow your house whole. Then there’s mandatory professional termite treatments for homeowners, 90+ degree heat with 90% humidity much of the year, hurricanes, and the tornadoes that the hurricanes spawn, tropical storms and tropical depressions which can also spawn tornadoes.....
Oh yeah, forgot to mention the lightning...Florida is the #1 state for lightning strikes in the U.S.”