This reminds me of the joke that the beloved Soupy Sales told on tv that got him suspended. Soupy said, I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. White Fang says uh huh. Soupy says, I kissed her between the strikes and she kissed me between the b@lls.
I thought the joke was cute. I was in the little league at the time.
haha....sOUPY sALES