Huma Wiener 2024
Almost human, 100% wiener
“Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.”
Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack)
Which left-wing Democrat is she planning to defeat?
I’ll add her to the ever-growing list of women who want to be president.
hillary, mooochelle, meghan, oprah, AOC, pete buttagieg, stacey abrams, kamala.
Then why did your perv husband go to jail?
Hillary’s been whispering sweet nothings in Huma’s ear again.
She make a good dog catcher . . . after all, she’s been chasing after Hillary for years.
Because she’s so charismatic. 😏
Is she running for dog catcher or carpet muncher-in-chief.
Poor little kid has to go to school and listen to the jokes about his dad.
Democrats love pedos.
muslim brotherhood endorsed huma abedin
There’s a Hillary and carpet bagging joke here somewhere.
Well, yes. She was married to Hillary for longer than she was employed by Wiener.
Good thong Laz is off her hit list!
Despite stories that the Weiner was out....
In the highly respected intellectual online journal Distractify
Huma Abedin Is Dating Again and It’s Such a Massive Step up From Anthony Weiner
BY JENNIFER TISDALE
JUL. 12 2022.
Huma is the ex-wife Anthony Weiner... and she could still be married to the disgraced politician.
As recently as November 2021, the New York Post revealed that Huma was in the “final stages” of her divorce from Anthony Weiner. While promoting her memoir Both/And, Huma opened up to The Cut about her marriage to Weiner. As an observant Muslim, she revealed that when Weiner proposed to her, Huma was a virgin.
According to Page Six, Huma Abedin’s playbook is finally seeing a silver lining. The political powerhouse has been dating actor Bradley Cooper on the sly for a few months. How did these two opposites attract? Look no further than their mutual friend, Vogue editor and perpetual sunglasses-wearer, Anna Wintour.
A source close to Anna dropped the hot gossip to Page Six saying, “Anna definitely played matchmaker. She’s BFFs with Bradley and adores Huma.”
A Hollywood insider (which could truly mean just about anything) also confirmed the relationship has been brewing for several months, though both parties are pretty tight-lipped about it.
“As was expected of any girl with my background, I would lose my virginity to the man I would marry,” she revealed.
Her decrepit old lover can “stump” for her (with those cankles).