[frank ballenger]

Old days: “Don’t shoot. My child is in the back seat.”

New: “I’m holding my child up as a human shield. If I get close enough for a clean shot I’ll blast your child and then you.”

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

“New: “I’m holding my child up as a human shield. If I get close enough for a clean shot I’ll blast your child and then you.”

You have me busting my gut laughing!