The most despicable song ever recorded is the Pina Colada song. The husband writes a personal ad looking to cheat and his wife answers it. I hate this song.
ps
The dunes at the cape are filthy.
Most hated chorus:
If you like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like makin’ love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
Write to me and escape
I never thought it was a husband, just a significant other. But maybe...
Mostly gay sex, ugh
“The husband writes a personal ad looking to cheat and his wife answers it.”
At least husband and wife reaffirmed that they have the same lame interests.
An even lamer song is “Sometimes When We Touch” by Dan Hill.
A couple more come to mind: Muscrat Love, Afternoon Delight...
I would also add Take a Walk on the Wild Side…just for the lyric.