Way back when I was in high school, there was some roadwork going on near my house that had a large sign posted “Loose Gravel.” There just so happened to be a cute girl that we went to school with that had the last name of Gravel. So one night a buddy and I stole the sign in the middle of the night and placed it on the front lawn of the Gravel house.
The next morning, while driving to high school, I noticed the sign was gone. I’m thinking Old Man Gravel noticed it early before going to work. I’m also thinking he was not amused…