[old curmudgeon]

I predict the future of the Ford Lightning pickup truck.

Lightning rarely strikes a person and never strikes the same one twice.

[dsrtsage]

“and never strikes the same one twice.”

False, I know one who has been struck three times. Though He is a bit dain bramaged. However, he does have a job unlike most moronials and generation zzzzzz these days.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Google Roy Sullivan, who was struck by lightning 7 times.