[T.B. Yoits]

Obama's wedding gift was a Beard.

Sick

[srmanuel]

It is sort of like winning the lottery from hell, it’s almost impossible to imagine the odds of winning a lottery where the ultimate prize is a woman acting like a man is married to a man acting like a woman with 2 adopted children go on to become POTUS twice elected.

[max americana]

If the prize for winning the lottery is a transvestite named Big Mike, then more power to you Buttcrack.