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My mother the satellite.
1 posted on 10/03/2022 12:16:07 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

Martians!


2 posted on 10/03/2022 12:18:19 PM PDT by aynrandfreak (Being a Democrat means never having to say you're sorry)
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To: BenLurkin

Iit’s bad when Mom stops taking your calls.


4 posted on 10/03/2022 12:21:13 PM PDT by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: BenLurkin

8 years is a really good run. Congratulations, ISRO.


5 posted on 10/03/2022 12:22:44 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: BenLurkin

Did they try to unplug it and plug it back in? (Sorry, bad tech support joke)


6 posted on 10/03/2022 12:25:32 PM PDT by wattsgnu
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To: BenLurkin

Have they called their customer support line?


7 posted on 10/03/2022 12:39:04 PM PDT by Skywise
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To: BenLurkin

Did it hit a moon like the Russians did ?


10 posted on 10/03/2022 12:43:01 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: BenLurkin

Marvin must’ve whipped out his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.


11 posted on 10/03/2022 12:43:21 PM PDT by mewzilla (We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
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To: BenLurkin

Good riddance. Mars should be claimed solely by the US, same with the Moon. China and India can stay home.


14 posted on 10/03/2022 1:27:14 PM PDT by Reno89519 (FJB. Respect America, Embrace America, Buy American, Hire American.)
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To: BenLurkin

I got an idea. Send the data stream in Hindi.

Works every time.

5.56mm


16 posted on 10/03/2022 1:34:03 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
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To: BenLurkin

Are they logged in?


17 posted on 10/03/2022 2:21:50 PM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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To: BenLurkin

Phobos again?


18 posted on 10/03/2022 2:28:31 PM PDT by dljordan
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To: BenLurkin

“Hello, this is Peggy”


21 posted on 10/03/2022 3:06:26 PM PDT by Zathras
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A satellite orbiting the Red Planet sent there by Dot Indians instead of by Red Indians.


22 posted on 10/03/2022 3:15:30 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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Software couldn’t understand the accent


23 posted on 10/03/2022 3:34:19 PM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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