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Mike Tyson vs. Road Runner vs. Steven Segal vs. Godzilla vs Chuck Norris vs. Jesus Christ vs. Doctor Strange vs. Mohammad Ali vs. Bruce Lee vs. Thanos vs. George Forman vs. Captain James T. Kirk vs. Conner McGregor vs. Mothra
Oct 1, 2022 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/01/2022 7:52:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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1 posted on 10/01/2022 7:52:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Chuck Norris would beat them all with a roundhouse kick.


2 posted on 10/01/2022 7:53:30 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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Well, maybe not Jesus Christ with the roundhouse kick.


3 posted on 10/01/2022 7:54:19 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Not Road Runner.


4 posted on 10/01/2022 7:54:25 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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What about Gamera?


5 posted on 10/01/2022 7:54:51 PM PDT by Right Brother
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Chuck Norris will not fair any better against the Roadrunner than the Coyote did. But I don’t see them fighting one another. Possibly unbeatable as a team, though.


6 posted on 10/01/2022 7:55:29 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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7 posted on 10/01/2022 7:57:17 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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8 posted on 10/01/2022 7:57:22 PM PDT by Right Brother
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Gamera is good to eat, Gamera is filled with meat, we’ve been eating Ga-Mer-A.....


9 posted on 10/01/2022 7:58:23 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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How could the Road Runner avoid this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuEa6Hum0b4


10 posted on 10/01/2022 7:58:38 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: Lazamataz

http://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/lakers.wav


11 posted on 10/01/2022 7:58:49 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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Jesus would take the kick, get up, and turn the other cheek. Norris would understand, decline the offer, and save face. But if Norris had the enounter on pay-per-view, Christ would “flip his table.”


12 posted on 10/01/2022 7:59:06 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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Only Jesus died for you and loves you.


13 posted on 10/01/2022 7:59:49 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: Lazamataz

Jesus can slam shut the Pearly Gates to all of them. Don’t mess with the big guy.


14 posted on 10/01/2022 7:59:56 PM PDT by ryderann
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Jesus above all else. But Mothra is a classic-—and don’t tell me you love me!!!!!


15 posted on 10/01/2022 8:00:20 PM PDT by Fungi
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Is Kirk with, or without the Enterprise?


16 posted on 10/01/2022 8:00:32 PM PDT by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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To: Right Brother

“Finish Him!!”


17 posted on 10/01/2022 8:00:34 PM PDT by lee martell (Q)
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To: Fungi

I love you.


18 posted on 10/01/2022 8:00:51 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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With the Enterprise, and in his Green-babe-seducing prime.


19 posted on 10/01/2022 8:01:21 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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Rodan!


20 posted on 10/01/2022 8:03:38 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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