[T.B. Yoits]

If it's not a Homecoming King and Homecoming Queen, why have only two?

Let the narcissists elect an unlimited number of "royalty" to make themselves feel better.

"Everybody's a winner!"

"You get a crown, and you get a crown, and you get a crown!"

[dfwgator]

Just cancel Prom, period. Nobody will go anymore if they keep doing this.

[_longranger81]

Everyone gets a “Homecoming Comerade / Peasant” button.