[robowombat]

This reads like a parody hoax.

[cgbg]

“This reads like a parody hoax.”

Agreed.

Many years ago when I was being sought after by head-hunters I was called by a woman from a New York City employer.

I told her point blank that I would never work in or commute to New York City.

I was expecting an argument but she laughed and said:

“Yeah, I get it.”

;-)