In the Lehigh Valley PA today, there were sightings of a bright UFO in the night sky. It was not Jupiter, it was something else. They even mentioned it during a commercial break of the Ohio State vs Wisconsin football game.
Too bad it wasn’t Klaatu and Gort.
Ok, now I get it.
Ohio and Wisconsin are turning red.
They have joined Indiana, Tennessee, Alabama, etc. in becoming “violent domestic extremists”.
The FIB, excuse me, the aliens are not pleased all the “little people” will not eat ze boogs.