[EvilCapitalist]

As long as they’re not in fig newtons.

[PGR88]

And there is also fly larvae in your blackberries and aphids in your broccoli

[Dr. Sivana]

I thought each fig had a silly man inside.

Do "The Fig"

[Smellin Salt]

I’ll sell you all the waspless figs you can eat. Good old brown turkey variety.

[Bullish]

What’s wrong with eating dead wasps, especially if you can’t see them or taste them?

I’m serious.

[KarlInOhio]

Just what Klaus Schwab wants you to eat - except without the fig or even the Newton.

[Flick Lives]

Each species of wasp can only pollinate its corresponding species of fig.

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As Spock would say, “fascinating”.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Bug Newtons.

[Celtic Conservative]

Then you really don’t want to google “insect parts per million”.

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[FreedomPoster]

I just bought a big bag of dried figs at Costco. They’re yummy. And I have a young fig tree in the back yard. If I get a dozen figs off of it this year I’ll be surprised.

[dfwgator]

"We use only the finest baby wasps, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."

[JimRed]

A little protein in your fruit snack couldn’t hurt.