[Tell It Right]

I was thinking that since it's Chinese food the fighting is supposed to be inside your stomach, not outside. At least according to a song I haven't heard since my kids grew up and moved out.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more,
As he was dialin up his buddy at the old pet store,
I said not today,
I lost my appetite,
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight,
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or two,
When I swear I heard it mew, boy,
And that is when I knew...

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon,
They say that it's beef or fish or pork,
But it's purrin there on my fork,
There's a hairball on my fork.

[telescope115]

It’s a classic!😂