“You think? I hope this drivel was posted ironically.”
Not at all. It was posted to inform the ignorant.
Cancer and Hair Loss
Hair loss is not a typical disease symptom,
https://www.forhims.com/blog/is-hair-loss-a-sign-of-cancer
Stop. You are making yourself look silly.
Hair loss is NORMALLY what happens when you get treated for cancer. Cancers that kill someone before they get a chance to undergo chemotherapy are unusual. (With the exception of pancreatic cancer. By the time you know you've got it, it's too late to treat you for it.)
I was talking about the original article not your reply!