Now, BobL guessing that you only eat organic wagyu burgers, massaged by maidans for maximum tenderness.
And they were fed lots of beer...
Clearly above my station in life.
That said, years ago worked at McDonald's Headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois, a very good place to work.
It would be better if you did not besmirch the product. The meat is very good and came from OTTO Bros.
Not JUNK.
I'm not exactly a high-brow kind of guy, so I won't comment on your mental capacity.
It's the internet, no one knows if you are a dog.

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