[Leaning Right]

> Christensen brought Rocky into a local bar in Maddock during happy hour <

I’m blaming the bar on this one. The bar should have made it clearer that its happy hour was for people, and not for raccoons, squirrels, etc.

[GaltAdonis]

"...and not for raccoons, squirrels, etc..."

.

Heck, if I ran into Rocky the Flying squirrel in a bar, I'd buy him a drink.
But NOT so for a racoon. Not after what happened at
Lake Taughannock Falls state park in New York.
Those dangerous beast-hoodlums were out of control...

But Rocky squirrel is a gentleman - errr.... gentle-squirrel.