I say they should do a new movie of “Snow White”, only make her black because being white is racist today and call her “Coal black”. When she comes across the 7 dwarves have her talk like a black rapper which so the children can relate “Yo! What the F is these 7 mofo Hobbit doin’ around me yo? Git the F outta my face yo mofo rapist mofos!”
They could make it an animated cartoon and call it something like “Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs”. Oh wait, Warner Brothers already did that, back in 1943.
Warner Bros. did it.
“Merrie Melodies Coal Black And De Sebben Dwarfs”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR6Oe1xXaLc