Dude, you need the right kind of slicer.
Sure, I can explain making computer chips to you.
First, preheat the oil to 400 degrees. Then, slice the computers into thin layers. Place the slice computers into baskets, and immerse the slices into the oil for 7-10 minutes. Remove the baskets, shake the oil off, and let cool over the oil for about 3 minutes. Lightly salt your computer chips. Place into a bag and serve your customer.
Dude, you need the right kind of slicer.