My BFF got a giggle out of this one, sooo she wrote an “Irish Poem: - to wit
Chafe Spaces???
An Irish Poem by Squeeky Fromm
There once was a faggot named Fred -
Who wondered why his a$$ was red???
His doctor was glum,
When he looked at his bum -
“I think it’s what you do in bed!
Literary ping!