Somewhere in Portland there is a single solitary republican, somewhere, anywhere, causing all these problems.
Actually it's two of them. They run around at night in MAGA hats trying to hang people. They relocated to Portland after relocating from Chicago because the cops were looking for them after they tried to hang Jussie Smoylett.
One of my college econ professors was a local party chair. Was introduced to Bastiat via Hazlitt by that guy.