Well I'd hope you wouldn't blow your brains out. Besides, that be a tough shot even for you.
Maybe Elon could hook you up with a trip to the moon?
You could sit around up there all day drinking Tang, eating those MREs made from plasticized algae, get to use a vacumn toilet instead of running out back behind the trailer, try to pee on all those Qtards worldwide waaaay down there on earth who were right. Ride around in a nuclear powered 4-wheeler jumping craters. See if the filtration system in those space suits would filter out farts. Internet might be a little pricey though. And you'd have to reset your sights on all the "hardware".
Of course, people left on earth would quit looking up and the birth rate across earth would slow, but there'd be an increase in sales of blackout curtain sales, so it might not be all bad.
You take that smooth brain of yours and think it over. You'd be OK. Really.
Reconsider the alternatives.
That dude’s a poser.
Everyone knows the milk crates go on the back rack and the gun rack mounts on the front of the 4-wheeler.