If this were the ‘70s, a disaster movie would already be in production. Whales are p!ssed off. They’re determined to rid the seas of humanity in WHALE! Coming soon to a theater near you.
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Whalenado!
There was Inferno, Earthquake, Avalanche, Piranha, Killer Bees...yeah, I guess there’s precedent for a three-syllable title. Of course, a lot of them went for just one: Jaws, Frogs, Claws (grizzly on rampage)...