Our paternal grandmother always had candy corn which my older brother loved.
I hated it.
These other flavors I wouldn’t give to a pig.
I would never subject a pig to the horrors of candy corn.
Seagulls, pigeons, crows, certainly.
Candy corn is the abomination of the snack universe.
It’d be cruel to give hot dog flavored to pigs.
Just checked our HEB and, as usual, they don’t stock the regular candy corn much less the other flavors. We can’t get red hots for Halloween, either. Heck, we can’t get celery or cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving or Karo syrup for pecan pies for Christmas. Have to get holiday foods in the summer.