Morning. The long and distinguished (like my....uh, never mind) list of my lies... gonna have to scratch one off.
The list gets shorter as the days go by...
Maybe someday ‘ol Sarcazmo ‘ll take the time to enlighten you on a long lost discipline called “common sense”. You can leave your sheepskin at home, you won’t need it. But if you can master it young Paduan... you will wield powers beyond your wildest imagination.
As a common sense Jedi, you will immediately throw your little paper mask in the trash. And get this... you won’t need six peer reviewed studies over a period of five years performed across six countries to know.
YOU’LL JUST KNOW!
Imagine the power you would wield.
Got it
You have nothing that I have lied about.