Louisiana Judge to Boudreaux:
“Since you didn’t know it was illegal to hunt Pelicans, our state bird, I’m going to let you off with a warning.” “By the way, what does Pelican taste like?”
Bourdreaux:
“Oh it’s good. But not as tender and juicy as a bald eagle.”
If you are going to hunt pelicans in Louisiana, you needs a good twice barrel shotgun.