Bro. ALL my stuff is funny. Even when I'm being exceptionally mean, I do it in a funny mannah. It's my particular gung fu style. You know this by now.
Oh come on — you are just not used to having someone go the distance with you.
Oh, is that what you're doing? But you're right. most don't even try. The most aggressive and obnoxious ones, who I decide to pay special attention to, invariably crack and issue 'never post to me ever' restraining orders or run wailing to the mods. I guess they're just too high strung.
Either way, they taste the sting of defeat at the hands of He Who Walks The Earth, The Oracle himself (now you know who the Oracle is).
I smile quite often while typing — I am a happy warrior.
Maybe, but that's not the picture I have in my mind. In my home theater, I envision an old guy, hair all sticking up akimbo like Albert Einstein, red rage in his eyes, spitting, snorting, and snuffling while putrid smoke emanates from his hairy ears.
He types so hard he has to buy a new keyboard every week. Finally, after a mile long reeee post, he tips over his desk, downs three shots of Jim Beam, lifts his voice to the sky and cries in outrage....
Finallly, exhausted, he stumbles off to his dirty cot and throws himself upon it and knows no more until the next morning. And he dreams of Bagster and Jane Long and Ransomnote. And not in a good way.
Am I close.
Have a blessed evening. : )
#BagsterKruger
