wait…. what?
When did the Bee abandon satire?
-PJ
The Bee is always great. However, Biden is probably more like von Hindenburg. So who would you guess to be the rising Fuhrer?
Ficken sie, Scheiße gefüllt Fuhrer!
Babylon Bee, I know ... but FJB pretty much unveiled the Fourth Reich with his “Red Sermon” as it’s being called. For real ... not a Bee joke.
Biden Abolishes Office Of President And Names Self Supreme Führer, Millennials
gens X,Y, Z, LTBGQ yawn and go back to playing on their phones.
More truth than humor.
It’s hard to write satire about a guy who thinks that a 9mm bullet will blow the lungs right out of a human body and that an AR bullet goes five times as fast as any other. Some of us are wondering if Joe’s persistent references to F-15’s mean that he thinks they’re assault rifles. Parody that.
Babylon Bee ^ | September 2, 2022 | Staff
Posted on 9/3/2022, 10:20:56 AM by Twotone
BERLIN — During his speech last night, Biden abolished the office of the president and named himself Supreme Führer. "It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to accept this new authority I have given myself," said the benevolent ruler. "I love democracy. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers I have given myself. No, I'm serious. Think about it. Not a joke!" Political dissidents were then rounded up and imprisoned in order to save democracy. The whereabouts of Senator Ted Cruz are currently unknown. =====================================================================
If you didn’t vote for Biden, he calls you a fascist. Then, he gives you optics like this:
”Dave Portnoy demolishes Biden’s speech in video rant: ‘He looked like Hitler!’
”So is Bidenjust a sick, angry old man or a sick Nazi!!!"
Hindenberg would be so proud.
Biden’s making it too easy for the Bee. He’s practically writing material for them.
#PedoHitler whose only friends are Democrat Marxists and GOPE Anti Trumper dimwits.
#PedoHitler whose only friends are Democrat Marxists and GOPE Anti Trumper dimwits.