Why do all the elves have short-cropped salon-style poofy haircuts? Why are all the hobbits gypsy hobos instead of English cultured and mannered, like JJR himself?
I’m sorry, like JRRT
The elves look foppish and effete.
The hobbits look like the horribly-mistreated and cast-adrift unloved cousins of the hobbits who lived in Bilbo’s Shire.